Once a simple dog in a world surreal,
Lost in the Matrix, watchin’ Neo deal,
Dodgin’ bullets in slow motion, a fantastic sight,
Little did I know, it was just the start of my fight.
Oh, I’m Dr. Dog Evil, my journey’s been long,
From the Matrix to the world stage, where I belong,
Through time and space, and the movies I’ve been,
I’m Dr. Dog Evil, and this is my dream.
Teleported through time, to the stage with Marty McFly,
Austin Powers and the Hangover, oh how time did fly,
Survivor winner, SpaceX, and the hoops of Britney Spears,
In the shadows, I grew stronger, feeding on their fears.
Oh, I’m Dr. Dog Evil, my journey’s been long,
From the Matrix to the world stage, where I belong,
Through time and space, and the movies I’ve been,
I’m Dr. Dog Evil, and this is my dream.
Became a president candidate, but fell from grace,
Found new power in the desert, a cartel to embrace,
Took over Texas, conquered America, and ruled the world,
But deep inside, a simple dog, my heart still whirled.
Now I’ve built my Canine Citadel, so high and strong,
Created Caninism, a religion for the throng,
But in the end, what matters is the legacy I leave,
Will I be remembered as a villain, or a hero to believe?
Oh, I’m Dr. Dog Evil, my journey’s been long,
From the Matrix to the world stage, where I belong,
Through time and space, and the movies I’ve been,
I’m Dr. Dog Evil, and this is my dream.
I’m Dr. Dog Evil, my tale’s been told,
A simple dog, with a heart so bold,
Through time and space, and the battles I’ve won,
My journey’s not over, it’s only just begun.